Har Har Har Obama Ad That Makes Inkpen Giggle

Enjoy. Saw this on the Huffington Post today.

Who Wants to Spend Two Hours Watching Seth Rogen Grab His…

D*ck? Ooooh, me me! Please, can I be first in line to watch Zack and Miri Make a Porno? It’s obvious that we’ve all changed our minds about Mister Rogen since Knocked Up came out, right? Yup, Knocked Up, a movie about how repulsive it was to think about this guy grunting over and dripping (man teat) sweat on Katherine Heigl, is so far from our heads now that Rogen has become a household name that we forgot that the whole point of the joke – the joke that is Rogen’s sudden success as a leading man – is that he’s a really, really unattractive man whose pants we want to stay out of. Why is it so hard for Inkpen to write man teat? She is losing her edge! Back to the point, which is Inkpen can’t take it anymore. Every time she looks at Seth Rogen, she gets sick. Hopefully, he will go away after the next four sure-to-be-annoying movies lined up on his IMDB profile. If we’re lucky maybe he’ll take Shia with him. Click on the video below to puke.

Politics Videos That We Watched On a Tuesday Night

I’ve been wondering who in the heck this “Joe the Plumber” guy was, so I finally tracked that down thanks to Mahalo, wassup? Here’s the YouTube video on the topic in case you’ve been as in the dark as I have.

Also, I very much enjoyed this little back and forth between Fox News talking head Megyn Kelly and Obama campaign spokesmen Bill Burton on Fox News about, what else?, Fox News. It’s pretty pathetic that Fox has to defend itself this hard? I don’t mean to be sexist against my own kind, but this chick is a mega “B” who looks like she should be dancing on a stripper “P”, wassup?

Finally, I’m getting addicted to Joe Biden’s sassy frankness and, honestly, it has to do with takedowns like this:

I need to stop, but Fox News coverage of Joe Biden’s interview with Barbara West needs to stop too. Really, this is moronic. It really does seem like these wackos are emitting the desperate death rattle of a political propaganda machine that survives on a radical sensationalism that isn’t appropriate for a nation of people who really, really need to understand how to participate in a democracy that produces responsible leadership.

Watch and enjoy!

The Faint at Culture Room 10-25-08

Sweet Bronco and Inkpen fulfilled their long-time plans to see The Faint – one of the best of Omaha, Nebraska’s many musical offerings of the last 10 years – at Culture Room. Inkpen’s appreciation for this moody indie-disco pop group has blossomed into an all out obsession. Keyboardist Jacob Thiele, in particular, send waves of crushiness through Inkpen’s little bird-sized brain — not as much as Sweet Bronco though. Inkpen also thinks it’s intriguing that The Faint front man Todd Fink changed his last name to his girlfriend Orenda Fink‘s name when they married. Isn’t that what all dads secretly fear for their sons? Well, I think that Todd just brings it big time. I loved his whole dancing doctor front man persona. Inkpen was all wows all night!

We rarely bump into The Faint fans around town, so we were floored by the large party-hungry crowd that they drew on Saturday night. The concert was even better than I had anticipated; it was an all-out dance party all night long. We danced like idiots and no one even noticed. The kiddies were a little obnoxious, pushing their up to the front of the room with the excuse that someone was holding a place for them. The dance floor practically became a mosh pit because the grooves were so infectious. Even Sweet Bronco did some dancing for the camera on account of the musical goodness.

Here is a video of one of the songs from The Show is the Rainbow, opening performer/hype man for The Faint:

The Photo Gallery from our night at The Faint show is below. See pictures of Inkpen and Sweet Bronco, The Faint, The Show is the Rainbow and the concert crowd. Hurray!

Son of Rambow – What We Saw And How We Felt About It

It’s been a long, adventure-filled weekend. Sweet Bronco and I went out to Briny’s Irish Pub, America’s Backyard, Culture Room (for the Faint concert), Howl at the Moon (for a project I’m working on) and to the Miami Dolphins vs. Buffalo Bills game at Dolphin Stadium on Sunday. Details of our amazing weekend to come, but first I want to recommend a movie called Son of Rambow, which was a film that I had absolutely no interest in seeing and only watched on account of my friends Todd and Stay renting it for our movie night last night. It was way better than its trailers or reviews could possibly convey. Funny. Charming. Dramatic, but never too much so, everyone should check it out. Cute!

What Not To Do At Your Reception!

Inkpen doesn’t know if she’ll ever get married. She hopes that one day someone might see within her soul something feminine and valuable. That’s a very shaky hope — sniffle. Anyway, some of her friends got married this weekend and she videotaped it and put it up on the Youtube website. Well, while she was there fishing for it, she came across a first dance video that just about takes the cake for lameness. For anyone who’s ever tried hard at something, put massive amounts of effort into something, that failed big time, that veered way way off the path of anything that could possibly be interpreted as not embarrassing, here’s a good chance to chuckle at yourself while laughing at what dweebs these tools are. Cheers! (Gosh, I’m a terrible gremlin of a mean person)

Reality from Wasilla Main Street

What exactly is Wasilla Main Street all about? What does it mean to be the mayor of Wasilla? If you get your news from Comedy Central like Inkpen does, you will definitely want to check out this clip from The Daily Show.

Chongathon – What Inkpen Has Been Missing

For most of her life, Inkpen has had a tendency to avoid women who look or act like they could knock her block off. That must be why she totally overlooked the whole chonga thing. The other day, a girl Inkpen works with, who’s in her early 20s, mentioned that she was going to be a chonga for Halloween. WTF? Inkpen did not know what this was, so she asked a school teacher friend, who filled her in. For those of you who’ve overlooked the chongas, and tend to enjoy this sort of female absurdity (Kiki), check out the videos that she showed me.

The chongalicious video is a combination of something terribly tacky with something all high school and college girls do. This is so boot that it’s funny.
Oh no they didn’t. The Real Chonga okaaay. Still booter than hell.

Colin Powell Endorses Obama

It’s not necessary to post Powell’s Obama endorsement here on Moodvane. You can watch it on msnbc.com, but Inkpen wanted to repost to note the eloquence of the endorsement and Powell’s assessment of the continuing rightward movement of the Republican party.

Wonder if St. Peter will find it sufficient atonement for facilitating the 2nd Iraq War.

Inkpen Will Be Checking Out Tina Brown’s New Website The Daily Beast

Tina Brown was on The Colbert Report last night to discuss her new website The Daily Beast. Getting your media fix from this new site, she said, will be like having a smart friend filter the news for you. Wow. Inkpen is impressed that Tina feels smart enough to call herself smart on national television. Inkpen checked it out today to see if she likeys.

Nonstalkerish celebrity coverage, such as a video of the mesmerizing Angelina Jolie talking about adopting more kids? Check.

A family-tree style chart of humorous then-now videos about John McCain’s sense of humor lost? Check.

Hecks to the yeah, Inkpen definitely thinks it’s worth a gander.

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